Kelsie has been caught cheating off of my daughters paper at school. Instead of taking the matter to her parents, I decide to deal with her myself by inflicting what I feel to be a suiting punishment. I slam an egg down on the top of her head, cracking it, with the cold gooey insides running all over her. I take a large bowl of slimy blue goo and pour it over her head. Her slimy actions deserve a slimy punishment! The gooey mixture runs slowly over her hair, down her face and neck and onto her white button down shirt and flowing skirt, eventually making its way down her pantyhose covered legs and onto the floor. She's disgusted by my actions and flicks her mess onto me. To punish her further, I pour a second large bowl of thin gunge slowly over her head, face and body. I force her to stand and endure her punishment. I crack a second egg over her head which slides immediately off when it hits her wet and messy head. I take a large chug of soda and splash the rest all over her. I finish her off by emptying two yogurt cups on her. She'll think twice before cheating again!